Childhood Fantasies

You know how some kid’s spend their time pretending to give Oscar speeches?

Well, my version of that was fanaticizing I’d be on Inside the Actor’s Studio one day.

I would talk on-and-on about the formation of my career, how I became a *STAR*, and I’d offer all the students inspirational parting advice.

Then of course I'd finish it up with James Lipton’s famous questionnaire.

Since I don't think I shall appear on Inside the Actor’s Studio anytime soon, I thought it might fun to fill out the questions now. I shall delight my childhood fantasies for a few moments.

1. What is your favorite word? Betrothed. I don't know why. Ever since I was a kid I loved the sound of it.

2. What is your least favorite word? Can’t

3. What turns you on? Kindness or Intelligence (It’s about equal)

4. What turns you off? Hypocrisy or Arrogance

5. What sound do you love? Music. It’s like a spiritual experience to me.

6. What sound do you hate? People picking their nails. *shivers*

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Music supervisor for television or movies. I would kill to put mixes together for a living.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that required a lot of repetition. Like working on a manufacturing line. My soul would shiver up and die.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Come on in, the party’s just getting started. Oh, and maybe we should have a word or two about a few things. I probably have some explaining to do.